Take a look at @classiclib3ral's Tweet: Not supposed to be funny but I thought it was hilarious. Cardi B is trying to turn us gay!!!
Was reading a (yet another) discussion on diving on a site I cant recall the name of now and people were obviously arguing over pens and non given pens from the last few days when one inventive fellow offered a novel approach to curb diving..... "tarmac the penalty area - that'll stop the fuckers"
https://www.boredpanda.com/customer...75L3I0w3DbO0VRZ4r7OBen9DH3zDUgsF1hqB6vBEpxJSg Some classics here.
The cadburys one literally had me crying! I couldn't even read it out loud to the missus without cracking up.
Not sure where to post this but I’ll put here robbed from somewhere else Here in full is an email to the Football365 mailbox that I think you'll all enjoy: As I was watching Spurs v Everton last night a thought struck me… what is the point of Everton? Everton have been ever present in the Premier League and in that time (28 seasons and counting) they have never finished in the top 3 (and obviously never in the bottom 3). 28 seasons of never competing for the title and never being relegated. In that time Norwich, Nottingham Forest, Aston Villa, Blackburn, Newcastle and Leicester have all finished in the top 3 but not Everton. They have reached 1 FA Cup final in the last 25 years and haven’t reached the League Cup final since the 1980s. Everton have never actually won the League Cup which puts them in the shadow of such luminaries as Oxford United, Stoke, Swansea, QPR, Swindon, Luton, Birmingham and West Brom. Since the start of the Premier League both Middlesbrough and Fulham have reached European finals but Everton haven’t. Coventry City, Blackburn, Newcastle and Sunderland have all had a Premier League top scorer but Everton haven’t. They haven’t had a Player of the Year since the mid-1980s and have never had a Young Player of the Year. The sun rises and sets, players come and go, presidents are impeached and pandemics threaten our existence but through it all Everton finish mid-table. Always and forever mid-table. I mean, seriously, what is the point of Everton?
Could always do with a good laugh on a Saturday morning Man Utd are the real deal - whoever finishes above them next season will win the title ROBBIE SAVAGE: With Mason Greenwood, Marcus Rashford and the possible addition of Jadon Sancho and Harry Kane - Manchester United are not going away https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-real-deal-whoever-22336535
So thats league title 20 for us,- roll on (subtle reminder to mods about name change ) number 7 for Chelsea and City and possibly number 2 for Leicester Be novel if nothing else having 3-4 champions, just wondering How are the Premier league going to divide the trophy 3 to 4 ways
Ole gunnar solskjaer meets with Klopp. He asks him, "Your team wiped the floor with us 5 - 0 I cant get over it, how do you run such an efficient team? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," says Klopp, "the most important thing is to sign intelligent players." Solskjaer frowns. "But how do I know the players in my team are really intelligent?" Klopp says. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle." Then Klopp phones Mo Salah. "Please Join me and Solskjaer in here, would you?" Salah walks into the room. "Yes, boss?" Klopp smiles. "Answer me this, please, Mo. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Mo answers, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," says Klopp. Back at Old Trafford, Ole gunnar Solskjaer asks to see Harry Maguire. "Harry, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says Harry. "Let me get back to you on that one." Harry goes to to the whole Man Utd squad and asks every one he can find, but none can give him an answer. Finally, on the way out he bumps into Paul Pogba Harry says, "Paul! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it? Paul Pogba says, "That's easy. It's me!" Harry says. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Managers Office to speak with Ole gunnar Solskjaer. Harry Says, "I did some research I asked the whole team and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Paul Pogba." Ole gunnar Solskjaer, stomps over to Harry Maguire, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Mo Salah!"
Went for an interview. Started off with the get to know you section. Interviewer - "Do you have any pets" Me - I have 2 goldfish Interviewer - "Any hobbies?" Me - Yeah,they love swimming