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Goat held in custody...no seriously!

Discussion in 'General LFC Discussion' started by wonit6times, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. wonit6times

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    #1 wonit6times, Jan 27, 2009
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    The opening paragraph says it all

    Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.
     
    #2 Bren100, Jan 27, 2009
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    Parts of Nigeria are major fooked up. Believing in witchcraft AND christianity, when something bad happens, the local priest will often blame a young child claiming he/she is a witch. If the child is lucky it will be abandoned by its family, outcast by the local community and left to look after itself. If it is unlucky it will be also be tortured and possibly killed.
     
    #3 vodkacolly, Jan 27, 2009
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    pmsl

    how do these goons get their jobs ?
     
    #4 Anthony_1892, Jan 27, 2009
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    that is quite possibly the greatest headline and opening sentence in the history of journalism!brilliant stuff!
     
    #5 MutantNinjaSkrtel, Jan 27, 2009
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    I dunno lads, there may be some truth in it.

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    #6 NiallD, Jan 28, 2009
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    laveeat!haha!
     
    #7 MutantNinjaSkrtel, Jan 28, 2009
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    haha thats fukcin ridiculous!
     
    #8 IrishRed1892, Feb 5, 2009
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    :D:D:D:D Love it
     
    #9 locallad, Feb 7, 2009
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    nice one niall
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    #10 south, Feb 7, 2009
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