I had this passed on to me and it was too good to not put on here for anyone who hasn't seen it http://www.sportnetwork.net/main/s237/st138375.htm Obviously Im a bit annoyed Shrek gets picked above Torres but for the Ladyboy slagging I'll let him off.
Lionel Messi's World XI 2008: Petr Cech (Chelsea), Maicon (Inter), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Carles Puyol (Barcelona), Giovanni van Bronckhorst (Feyenoord), Javier Zanetti (Inter), Xavi (Barcelona), Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal), Andres Iniesta (Barcelona), Sergio Aguero (Atletico Madrid), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United). This team just goes to show that great players dont always make great managers!
All real football fans detest this loathsome brat and the sooner he becomes an expensive prima donna at Real Madrid the better." Quality
The actual article came from 'the bung' from the telegraph or one of those, and it has an asterick beside it saying it was put through some translator which may have caused colloquisms to be mistranslated, suggesting he never actually said anything like it.
No matter what he said about him it couldn't have been too complimentary, and he didn't pick him for his XI either when he has won just about every award there is for last year... good on ya Messi!