All answers gratefully received Did you ever stop and wonder...... **Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' **Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum..' * *Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?* *Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?* *Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?* *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?* *Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?# * *Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?* *Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?* *Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?* *Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? * *Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?* *Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?* *If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? * *What is the speed of darkness?* *Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?* *If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? *If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?* *Do married people live longer than single ones, or does it only seem longer?* *Do you cry under water?* *How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?* *Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?* *Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?* *Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?* *Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs?!* *Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??* *If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?* *If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,......then what is baby oil made from?* *If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? *Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?* ** * * * * * 'Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . .' * * * ** ** *Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?* *Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? * *Does pushing the lift button more than once make it arrive faster? * *Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? * * Do you ever wonder why your head might explode if you didn't send this to at least 20 people within 3 seconds of receiving this Email?? .....I'd get a move on!!