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Fowler-9-
23-09-2008, 11:37 AM
I was trying to get limewire by searching through Yahoo now i keep getting these security alerts and f.uckin porn adds up on my computer. literally every ten seconds i get a pop up what can i do please help QUICK!
Rover 609
23-09-2008, 11:48 AM
OHHH NNOOOOOO!!!!!cant help you mate im no comp wizard what id do tho is plug her straight out,start it up again and hope for the best.No doubt some brainiac il come on and say NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LISTEN TO THE DCIKHEAD!
Anyway when ever my poxy thing stalls stops or whatever its what i do and it hasnt failed me yet.Sorry i couldnt have been more of a help.:)
Raven136
23-09-2008, 12:02 PM
I know 3 people who have computers wrecked by limewire.Bearshare done mine in for a while.
I also find the switching it on and off is a great tool.
D-Red
23-09-2008, 12:08 PM
That's an illegal file-sharing programme right?? Like k*zaa was?

If so they're notorious for that kind of shite.

I would be inclined to uninstall l'wire ASAP. And delete any corrupt files.

Get a virus killing software (you can get some free trials, etc online) Also get a Spyware remover and Adware remover (again you can get free trials online).

After you have run all those you should be OK.
Fowler-9-
23-09-2008, 12:14 PM
Thanks for the help lads... I just went into my computer adminstrator account and deleted the user account I use on a regular basis. Seems to have worked.
D-Red
23-09-2008, 12:15 PM
I'd probably avoid using that illegal file-sharing programme in future too.

Causes more hassle than its worth
dking
23-09-2008, 12:18 PM
Good advice D-red but not as good as


I also find the switching it on and off is a great tool.

Classic !!
The old switch it off and on again trick. :)
Rover 609
23-09-2008, 12:26 PM
Good advice D-red but not as good as



Classic !!
The old switch it off and on again trick. :)

Switchin off is for nancys,head straight forn the power point socket and yank her straight out!!THATS what real MEN do!:cool::cool:
MrsStevieG
23-09-2008, 12:29 PM
Good advice D-red but not as good as



Classic !!
The old switch it off and on again trick. :)


Ah yes the aul "Control + Alt Delete" - the solution to all of your computer problems. Works everytime:cool:
dking
23-09-2008, 12:31 PM
Switchin off is for nancys,head straight forn the power point socket and yank her straight out!!THATS what real MEN do!:cool::cool:

LOL

Works every time and #1 tip on the microsoft site. :D
dking
23-09-2008, 12:33 PM
Ah yes the aul "Control + Alt Delete" - the solution to all of your computer problems. Works everytime:cool:

Genius !!!!!
Why didnt I think of that one.

Your getting 24carat gold nuggets of computer advice here fowler -9.
No favours asked.
:)
cianomahony
23-09-2008, 12:40 PM
Lads if your looking to get music using Kazaa, Bearshare, Limewire etc. I wouldnt bother.......it creates serious hassle with viruses and unwated software etc.

What I'd suggest to use is Deezer.com

Its a great site that allows you to create your own playlists and libraries of any artist for free. Its all legal but is restricted as you cant download the tunes. :mad:

But at least your laptop/pc doesn't slow down or crash because of lack of memory!:)
D-Red
23-09-2008, 12:42 PM
Ah lads, What he said actually makes sense. If you turn it off you won't have any more problems. ;)

And Burning it also works a treat! :D

And if Dking had computer issues he would just buy a new one!

Now that's the way to solve a problem! :D
MrsStevieG
23-09-2008, 12:42 PM
Your getting 24carat gold nuggets of computer advice here fowler -9.
No favours asked.
:)

True, but maybe we should start charging!. We'd make a fortune :D
titti
23-09-2008, 12:59 PM
get a damp cloth and put it in the socket were ur modem is , if nothing happens u have no electricity
jaza
23-09-2008, 01:00 PM
get a damp cloth and put it in the socket were ur modem is , if nothing happens u have no electricity

oh good lord what if something does happen :eek:
D-Red
23-09-2008, 01:02 PM
oh good lord what if something does happen :eek:

Then your lecky is A OK ;)
jaza
23-09-2008, 01:03 PM
Then your lecky is A OK ;)

pity about your health after the high voltage shock due to a damp cloth on an active socket
titti
23-09-2008, 01:07 PM
i had a atari 2600 and thats what i had to do, when centapeed used to freeze i got my baby bro to do it , sadley he is not well at the moment as he has no brain left ,fingers are black and hairs is always standing up :D:D:D:D
D-Red
23-09-2008, 01:07 PM
pity about your health after the high voltage shock due to a damp cloth on an active socket

That's just of secondary importance though apparently.

As long as the electricity is working there's no need to panic.

And the rest of your family can warm their hands on your smoldering head! ;)
Rover 609
23-09-2008, 01:11 PM
This threads goin to appear in the national enquirer!:cool:


IM deleting any entries ive made...........yis are on your own:D
D-Red
23-09-2008, 01:16 PM
Yeah it began with some harmless computer advice but seems to have taken a sinister twist.
StevieGisMyIdol
23-09-2008, 01:23 PM
Anyone wanna PM me with a SAFE site like limewire but just music ??

Thank you :D
RedWally
23-09-2008, 01:51 PM
Lads - please remove all mention of illegal downloading from your posts. It is not acceptable to post queries on that here.
D-Red
23-09-2008, 02:02 PM
Lads - please remove all mention of illegal downloading from your posts. It is not acceptable to post queries on that here.

And probably best not to advertise the sites (by mentioning them by name) anyway. They completely fook up your computer