Thieves took advantage of the "Battle of Britain" Champions League match between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two more footballers' homes. The first unfortunate player was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard . The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard's own medals. Amongst the items currently being hunted by police are: 2 FA Cup winners medals FA Youth Cup winners medal 2 league cup winners medals Champions league winners medal Uefa cup winners medal 2 super cup winners medals 2 charity shield winners medals They also took a number of personal awards including player of the year, young player of the year and his much cherished MBE. The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.
'Both the Kettle and Toaster are said to be extremly attractive and easy on the eye but the theives have been warned that they are not very effective' Expect luke warm water and burnt toast!
Just sent it to a manc friend of mine and within seconds had the most predictable email in the world back saying "well at least they didn't get away with any league medals"
Yeah i got the one which said he also had 6 league medals stolen and the copper said to him "look Mr.Gerrard, you're good but you're no Gary Neville"