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Funny nicknames (warning controversial thread)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by elvis, Dec 14, 2010.

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  1. elvis

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    Ok, welcome to possibly the most contraversial thread on IK,
    However some recent comments got me thinking, what are peoples funny names/nicknames for celebs or well known people,.

    I'll start it off,.

    Carlos Tevez - Melted Face (stealing this one too)

    Steven Hawkings - Wheels (Sorry but im stealing this one, I also have the utmost respect for the man, I just find it very funny, I can imagine him saying, his name is "Wheels")

    Alex Ferguson - Whisky Nose, Slur Alex

    Jose Mourinho - Maureen

    Cristiano Ronaldo - Lady boy, Gimp

    Ruud van Nistlerooy - Horseface, Donkey

    Michael Jackson - Wacko Jacko

    Wayne Rooney - Shrek

    Frank Lampard - Fat Frank

    Harry Redknapp - Del Boy, tosser

    anyway you get the gist of it,.
     
    #1 elvis, Dec 14, 2010
  2. Ron1892

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    How Could you forget Fat Sam....
     
    #2 Ron1892, Dec 14, 2010
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    Or the Elephant Man...Although don't see this thread having much legs tbh
     
    #3 Paddser, Dec 14, 2010
  4. elvis

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    Yeah forgot about him, but thats probably what everyone should do, he's a nobody

    Yeah you're probably right, I just thought it be funny, if even for a few posts to see some suggestions,.
     
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    Wayne Rooney - Granny Shagger
     
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    Kettle face is another one for Tevez

    Lescott - Cowhead

    overheard these ones
     
    #6 jonnylpfc, Dec 14, 2010
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    Rio Ferdinand - camel lip

    Joleon Lesscot- Lego head
     
    #7 babbsnads, Dec 14, 2010
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    Gary Neville - Rat Boy
    Steve Bruce - Fat Head
    Alex Ferguson - Demeto

    Kevin Kilbane - Zidane;)
    Richard Dunne - Honey Monster


    Soto Kyriakos - The Greek

    Patrick Vieria - Le Grand Sausage:D
     
    #8 GaryMc, Dec 14, 2010
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    i never understood why frank lampard had the nickname fat frank... there isn't a screed of fat on him
     
    #9 clayton, Dec 14, 2010
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    If you look back at older photos of him at West Ham he was chubby enough. The hammers fans turned against him after he left and I think they gave him the name.
     
    #10 GaryMc, Dec 14, 2010
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    Sliver Back Sam
     
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    Rooney - spudhead

    Riise- The butcher boy
     
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    A manc mate of mine calls hodgson turkey neck.
     
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    Championship player Fitz Hall is nicknamed one size
     
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    Lescott = Handbraker head
    Anderson = Norma
     
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    Nani = Michael Jackson .. shamoan motha****a

    Fergie= Taggart
     
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    dont forget GOD'S nickname is ROBBIE FOWLER:D
     
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    Franz Beckenbauer = The Kaiser
    Stuart Pearce = Psycho
    David Beckham = Goldenballs
    Kevin Keegan = Mighty Mouse
    Paul Ince = The 'Guv' nor'
    Musampa from ManCity was called Chris
    Nicolas Anelka – The Incredible Sulk
     
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    Jason Mc Ateer-- Trigger...Remeber him been asked this beaut--They asked if I wanted a whole pizza cut into four or eight and I said four because I'd never eat all of it.
     
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    Benoit Assou-Ekotto of Spurs is Norma (from Shameless)....
     
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