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Stupid laws in America!

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  1. DalglishN

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    Try and have some humour tonight with the land of the Texas lawsuit!


    Why are these ridiculous and absurd United States laws still applicable today?
    Alabama:
    1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

    California:
    1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone
    to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

    Connecticut:
    1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
    2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

    Florida:
    1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
    2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or
    she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
    3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee
    has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
    4. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
    5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

    Illinois:
    1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and
    other domesticated animal kept as pets.
    3 years ago
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    Indiana:
    1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
    2. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theatre nor ride
    in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

    Iowa:
    1. Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

    Kentucky:
    1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she
    "cannot hold onto the ground."
    2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

    Louisiana:
    1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
    2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while
    biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

    Massachusetts:
    1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
    2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
    3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a
    special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
    3 years ago

    Nebraska:
    1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

    New Mexico:
    1. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

    New York:
    1. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from
    turning around on any city street and looking "at a women in that way." A second
    conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to
    wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

    North Dakota:
    1. Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

    Ohio:
    1. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

    Oklahoma:
    1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
    2. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
    3 years ago

    3. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in
    groups of three or more on private property.

    Pennsylvania:
    1. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and
    dust under a rug in a dwelling.
    2. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

    Texas:
    1. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without
    first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
    2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

    Vermont:
    1. Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week
    on Saturday night.

    Washington:
    1. All lollipops are banned.
    2. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.


    West Virginia:
    1. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions
     
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    Was chatting away to a girl from Florida in a bar in Toronto and she mentioned that in her home state it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine. There's another reason not to then!
     
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    Strange conversation:confused: :)
     
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    Yeah, her drink was spiked :D
     
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    Nice one, pun of the day award goes to you sir :D
     
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    Naaah, not really, I mentioned that Carlow has Europes largest & the worlds 3rd largest Dolmen, and the only thing I could remember from visiting there was one of the lads taking a dump on the top of it when we were young lads....................she seemed impressed, and then came up with the porcupine fact and we got on like a house on fire.
     
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    Dolmen??? and you must have been stoned :D pun no2 ;):D
     
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    Dont mock the Dolmen lads its all we got going for us
     
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    Do you still have The Foundry?
    Wasn't that Irelands biggest nightclub when it opened or was I told a lie?
     
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    Sounds like fun:

    Sounds like hell:

     
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    Dunno could have been i personally hate the place but as a venue its top notch, revamped recently they put a fortune into it
     
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    It has a capacity of anything between 3000 and 10000 depending on who you are talking to at and their level of soberness. If I can remember correctly it has an amazing combination of scumbags and drunk 17 year old young wans........so the place isn't all bad.

    Walt Disney's grandparents came from Carlow, oh, and we used to have the Sugar Factory. Also if you want to get murdered or robbed Graiguecullen is nice place to visit.

    Doing a lot for the Carlow board of Tourism I am.

    Maybe not.
     
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    Didnt see the penn state one :eek::eek:
     
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    Tell me you married her then she got all sensible?:D
     

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