Hi all

[amy21]

HI all im new here, take it easy on me, ha ha, and just because im a girl doesn't mean i know nothing about football

[RobbieC]

Pics Please.just to prove you are a girl of course.

[dk.lfc]

Welcome to the site

Enjoy

[amy21]

Pics Please.just to prove you are a girl of course.

How do you add a pic

[elvis]

Welcome to the site,. We have a few girls on here who are more knowledgeable than us lads,. So you should fit right in,.

[Dub13]

Hi,welcome on board.How did you find us..?

[elvis]

Pics Please.just to prove you are a girl of course.

How do you add a pic

Ignore this,. You don't need to show a picture of yourself to prove anything, so I wouldn't worry about it,. You can add an avatar from your user cp,. But a think you need a certain amount of posts first,.

[amy21]

Hi,welcome on board.How did you find us..?

An ex of mine used be a member here, and he was always on it, i wont name names though:D

[Ron1892]

Good stuff, another Lady on Board..The more the Merrier.

Welcome on board and dont be afraid to share your opinions and insights into the female sex too!!!!!

[Axel96]

Welcome...

[amy21]

Good stuff, another Lady on Board..The more the Merrier.

Welcome on board and dont be afraid to share your opinions and insights into the female sex too!!!!!

We are very complex creatures but ill think you'll find we are always right about things :)

[RobbieC]

How do you add a pic
Only messing Amy welcome to the site.

[Ron1892]

We are very complex creatures but ill think you'll find we are always right about things :)

That is something no matter how many times you agrue with the female sex, you will never win..FACT...

[graham]

Welcome to IK

[amy21]

How many post do you need to add a pic anyway guys does anyone know

[Daz]

All the above being said - if you want to post a pic, post a pic :-)

[Ron1892]

How many post do you need to add a pic anyway guys does anyone know

I think you need 30 posts to add a avatar..

[elvis]

How many post do you need to add a pic anyway guys does anyone know

I think it's 30,. It's 30 posts before you can use the PM function anyway,.

[KOPSTAR]

Welcome Reds Fan

[amy21]

Guess you guys will just have to wait till 30 posts so, unless someone can unlock it for me or something

[Dub13]

Yes you need 30 posts.I bet Cakes was your ex...?

[amy21]

Yes you need 30 posts.I bet Cakes was your ex...?

I dont think so, i never heard anyone call him that anyway

[wertyu]

Mods let this be a pic free day :)

[amy21]

I wonder will Joe get half the attention that i did, typical men:)

[wertyu]

Ah no all jest aside welcome to the IK Amy enjoy the random outbursts & tantrums you'll fit right in.

[amy21]

Ah no all jest aside welcome to the IK Amy enjoy the random outbursts & tantrums you'll fit right in.

Thanks Babe, im used to being surrounded by men, so im well used to any banter

[keithno1faneire]

I wonder will Joe get half the attention that i did, typical men:)

amy21..........thats my most favourite name in the whole world!

[Paddser]

Has Cakes been notified!? :)

Welcome on board Amy...if that is your real name ;)

[Podgecheco]

2 New women in one day!whats going on at all?welcome though!

[Paddser]

Actually...definite WUM

[Ron1892]

2 New women in one day!whats going on at all?welcome though!

Get the second in here then..:D

[Gerry]

Guess you guys will just have to wait till 30 posts so, unless someone can unlock it for me or something

Send it to me privately and ill sort it ;)

[graham]

2 New women in one day!whats going on at all?welcome though!

I don't think Joe is a woman

[Ron1892]

Send it to me privately and ill sort it ;)

Ahhh the Perks of been a Mod...TRUST....:eek:

[Podgecheco]

Actually...definite WUM

agree

[Gerry]

Do you like going the cinema Amy ?

[amy21]

Send it to me privately and ill sort it ;)

How do i do that babe, i have no email or anything for ya

[amy21]

Do you like going the cinema Amy ?

Not a big movie person

[wertyu]

16 posts only 14 to go!!

[this]

Nearly 30 replies for a new member thread, I didn't get than many.

*skulks away into the corner muttering away to himself*

Welcome to the site Amy

[amy21]

Ha ha 12 now

[this]

Aaah, I see what we're doing here, so Amy, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

[Dub13]

16 posts only 14 to go!!


The tension,I could just flick the big red button but this is more fun.

[Podgecheco]

Nearly 30 replies for a new member thread, I didn't get than many.

*skulks away into the corner muttering away to himself*

Welcome to the site Amy

You didnt call anyone Babe, live and learn

[Gerry]

A few questions for you Young Amy
A few people reckon you are someone on a wind up - but i know you are 100% legit

What part of Bac are you form ?
Paddser (the resident young lad on the site) wants to know if you and him can go on a date
Cakesnjelly the Resident old lad on the site wants to also bring you out but that would be a much scarier option

[rev]

An ex of mine used be a member here, and he was always on it, i wont name names though:D

Shiit - didn't think you'd find me :D:D:D:D

Welcome to the site Amy, don't mind the lads, they get a bit excited when they see a new female member :p

But seriously, pics are a must!

Mod Power :D:D:D:D

[Garrett]

Do you like going the cinema Amy ?


Probably depends on what film your inviting her to see, Gerry ;) :D




Welcome to Amy & Joe.

[sallycinnamon]

Welcome to the site Amy and Joe , enjoy !

[amy21]

A few questions for you Young Amy
A few people reckon you are someone on a wind up - but i know you are 100% legit

What part of Bac are you form ?
Paddser (the resident young lad on the site) wants to know if you and him can go on a date
Cakesnjelly the Resident old lad on the site wants to also bring you out but that would be a much scarier option

Well im only back in ireland about a month, i was living in romford in essex for the last 2 years, but i came back here for a job, honestly im not on a wind up

[wertyu]

A few questions for you Young Amy
A few people reckon you are someone on a wind up - but i know you are 100% legit

What part of Bac are you form ?
Paddser (the resident young lad on the site) wants to know if you and him can go on a date
Cakesnjelly the Resident old lad on the site wants to also bring you out but that would be a much scarier option

This thread has made my day, I know your 100% legit pull the other one Gerry!!

[rev]

Playboy model eh?

[amy21]

Oh and i prefer older men

[this]

You didnt call anyone Babe, live and learn

Should have went with naughtyschoolgirl as my username, people are always way nicer when they think you're a 17 year old from St. Leo's :D

[Dub13]

There is a new girl around,I think its time to hide the Unconventionally Attractive Women thread......:)

[amy21]

Playboy model eh?

He he i was wondering how long it would take

[graham]

Oh and i prefer older men

Well look no further.
There's tons of older and old men on here

[Gerry]

Not a big movie person


Cakesnjelly told me to ask yer if ye ever seen Donkey Punch ?

Do you live and work in Dublin ?

[Paddser]

Im the resident looker on IK too Amy ;)

PM me when you get to 30 posts.

[wertyu]

And in 10........come on

[Gerry]

From now on i think your name should be Gamy

[wertyu]

Who needs batteries I think a few on here are Solar Powered Amy!!

[Dub13]

21 people Viewing the new members forum...

[amy21]

how many now

[Gerry]

Oh and i prefer older men


Thats me - ill have to go home and boot the misses out

There are plenty of aul fells on here for you no worries Babe

Cakesnjelly being the elder statesman

[Daz]

The good times are back!!!!!!

[amy21]

Ye all pervs ha ha

[Podgecheco]

Should have went with naughtyschoolgirl as my username, people are always way nicer when they think you're a 17 year old from St. Leo's :D

Ah St.Leos the only School that uses different skirts for different years so you know when you can look..

Oh and i prefer older men

Im nearly 24, but online i can be aged anywhere from 20 to 51!

[amy21]

Im a bit nervous now

[rev]

Im a bit nervous now

Why?

We don't bite, well most

[Gerry]

Yoy never answered my question do you live and work in dublin ?

[amy21]

I love ye guys already

[amy21]

Yoy never answered my question do you live and work in dublin ?

Yes and yes

[Gerry]

Yes and yes

Well then how come your ip address is from a different county in Ireland ?

[rev]

Yes and yes

You in Dublin at the minute?? How's the weather? On my way back now, don't be raining

[amy21]

3 post in a row, do ye guys not love me anymore

[Carroll9]

Welcome to IK Amy.:D
I hope you last longer than a day after reading some of these posts.:D

[amy21]

Well then how come your ip address is from a different county in Ireland ?

Im not there now, god you very suspicioussssssss:)

[amy21]

Welcome to IK Amy.:D
I hope you last longer than a day after reading some of these posts.:D

Ty zoggs

[rev]

Who's your ex Amy??

[wertyu]

You ready Mods??

[Podgecheco]

Im not there now, god you very suspicioussssssss:)

We'v been hurt before.......

[amy21]

Who's your ex Amy??

Im not saying

[Paddser]

Well then how come your ip address is from a different county in Ireland ?

Boo Gerry, you're no fun

[rev]

Im not saying

Ah why!!

Pm me the name if you want!

[amy21]

We'v been hurt before.......

How?

[Gerry]

What line of work are you really in ?

I KNOW but i wanted to test your honesty

[stevieg]

Has anyone added her to msn?

[amy21]

What line of work are you really in ?

I KNOW but i wanted to test your honesty

How do u PM on here, ill tell ya

[Paddser]

30 posts...we're waiting

[Gerry]

Have you ever dated wayne rooney ?

[Gerry]

How do u PM on here, ill tell ya
click my user name and options will come up one will be to send a private message

[amy21]

Have you ever dated wayne rooney ?

Dont be nasty gerry

[amy21]

click my user name and options will come up one will be to send a private message

when i do that it just gives me the option to send an email not PM

[Gerry]

Well send us an e mail then babe

[Paddser]

I really want to know who the boyfriend is, but in the interest of the site, i dont think you should name him!!

[amy21]

Well send us an e mail then babe

I did

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

Funny how this thread is growing faster than the one about the club being sold, a lot of frustration on the site I reckons.


Welcome to the site amy

[bobby benitez]

Well then how come your ip address is from a different county in Ireland ?

Jesus Gerry your scaring me now.

[wertyu]

Ok who knows Amy??

[skerich]

one night together and suddenly your my ex !!!!!

[bobby benitez]

How do you enlarge aviators? :);)

[amy21]

one night together and suddenly your my ex !!!!!

Yes but what a night:D

[Ron1892]

Is this Jodie Marsh we have on the site now???

Amy looks like her..

[Gerry]

Yes but what a night:D

Your doing the dirty on me with me best mate :eek:

[skerich]

Lets patch things up, stay well away from Gerry no good can come from you knowing him, i regret the day i ever met him !!

[rev]

Calm down lads!!

[amy21]

Is this Jodie Marsh we have on the site now???

Amy looks like her..

I look nothing like that trollop

[Podgecheco]

That was was quite harsh dunne, but fair play amy the first person on irishkop to have their own picture as their aviator!i think so anyway

[Gerry]

Amy i think you should come along to the trip we are running to the west ham game in november , The bus is full but as ill be organising it on the day ill throw one of these muppets off for you Princess;)

[amy21]

That was was quite harsh dunne, but fair play amy the first person on irishkop to have their own picture as their aviator!i think so anyway

I am, you have made me paranoid now, im not full of myself, well not completly:D

[amy21]

Amy i think you should come along to the trip we are running to the west ham game in november , The bus is full but as ill be organising it on the day ill throw one of these muppets off for you Princess;)

A whole bus full of ye, are there any girls going

[Gerry]

A whole bus full of ye, are there any girls going

Yes me Beautifull Fiance will be in attendance

[amy21]

Yes me Beautifull Fiance will be in attendance

Oh that bitch, i dont know why you are with her:D

[padski08]

Yes me Beautifull Fiance will be in attendance

Thanks for this again Gerry :)

[Podgecheco]

I am, you have made me paranoid now, im not full of myself, well not completly:D

Ah if gerry checking your ip address didnt make you paranoid then i wouldnt worry too much!ah ya cant beat a bit of confidence!

[skerich]

i just organised a second bus, just for me and you of course !!!

[Dub13]

i just organised a second bus, just for me and you of course !!!


You need 30 posts before you get a bus....:) them the rules.

[rev]

You need 30 posts before you get a bus....:) them the rules.

Watch the post count fly up ;)

[Daz]

altogether now - the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round..............

[Carroll9]

16

That one doesn't count.Cheat.:D

[Juan]

Oh and i prefer older men

Im in! Welcome to the site!

[cakesnjelly]

Oh and i prefer older men

So that rules Paddser out then as he needs id to get served in pubs :-)

Amy did your ex live in Romford with yer and was the split the reason for yer returning to Ireland

[Phil!]

This is like Blind Date with all the questions!!:D

[Molby Is a Legend]

That was was quite harsh dunne, but fair play amy the first person on irishkop to have their own picture as their aviator!i think so anyway

**** you Podge :D i have myself on mine for bout a year just cos she is a girl doesnt make her the first :D

Oh and welcome amy nice Pic ;)

[liamo3]

So that rules Paddser out then as he needs id to get served in pubs :-)

Amy did your ex live in Romford with yer and was the split the reason for yer returning to Ireland

The fact that she's 21 rules you out BB :cool:

[liamo3]

Amy if you want a real man just knock on my pm box as long as you don't mind waiting in the que x

[Podgecheco]

**** you Podge :D i have myself on mine for bout a year just cos she is a girl doesnt make her the first :D

Oh and welcome amy nice Pic ;)

Yeah fair enough but lets be realistic im not gonna try and zoom on your pic!

[cakesnjelly]

The fact that she's 21 rules you out BB :cool:
1. How do you know she's 21, that number could mean anything

2. She said she prefers older men

3. I am not available at the moment :p

[midg23]

Hello Amy and welcome to the new and improved Adult Friend Finder website

[liamo3]

2. She said she prefers older men


But last time I looked (gets phone looks at video and double checks) your type was more of the older generation....much older generation

;)

[vincenzo]

Welcome to IK Amy, Fcukin hell, today was a bad day to be in work.:D

[Molby Is a Legend]

Yeah fair enough but lets be realistic im not gonna try and zoom on your pic!


Why not :D

[cakesnjelly]

But last time I looked (gets phone looks at video and double checks) your type was more of the older generation....much older generation

;)

As i've ruled myself out my age is irrelevant, however as yer passport says yer older than me, i'm also ruling you out :-)

[Fantana]

Jesus wept lads, 7 pages????? On potentially one of the most historic days in the clubs history!!!! Ye're like oul fellas at the Lovely Girls Contest.

[travis]

Jesus wept lads, 7 pages????? On potentially one of the most historic days in the clubs history!!!! Ye're like oul fellas at the Lovely Girls Contest.

and they don't even know that it's really a fella :D

[Dub13]

Jesus wept lads, 7 pages????? On potentially one of the most historic days in the clubs history!!!! Ye're like oul fellas at the Lovely Girls Contest.


The only thing I have to say to this is,you need to move to 40 posts per page Newbie.....;)

[Pool4Life]

Welcome Amy

[barrydoherty]

Welcome: PM me

[Fantana]

The only thing I have to say to this is,you need to move to 40 posts per page Newbie.....;)

Well now that i've changed my avatar to a photo of myself too i'm sure my post level will rocket!!!

[Carroll9]

Well now that i've changed my avatar to a photo of myself too i'm sure my post level will rocket!!!

:eek:

[MrsPepe]

Pmsl!!!:D

Welcome Amy, by the way:)

[Molby Is a Legend]

Pmsl!!!:D

Welcome Amy, by the way:)

Dont worry Maj your still our favorite ;)

[MrsPepe]

Dont worry Maj your still our favorite ;)


http://209.85.122.83/2500/33/0/e12965//e12965.gif

[Molby Is a Legend]

http://209.85.122.83/2500/33/0/e12965//e12965.gif

Love it :D

[MrsPepe]

:D

[amy21]

Thanks for the welcome guys

[Jethro Tull]

Thanks for the welcome guys

I never got such a welcome hehe:D

[joe77]

This thread started at 3pm approx. Its now 7.25pm and it already had 1258 veiws and 144 posts. :eek: You'll get more hits than "The yanks" if you keep this up Amy.
Welcome to the site, hope you get as much enjoyment from it as I do.

[crumlin red]

welcome amy

[this]

This thread started at 3pm approx. Its now 7.25pm and it already had 1258 veiws and 144 posts. :eek: You'll get more hits than "The yanks" if you keep this up Amy.
Welcome to the site, hope you get as much enjoyment from it as I do.

Giggady.

[northside red]

Didn't know this site was unisex

[trucker]

Fcukin hell what a thread!!!

[RobbieC]

Fcukin hell what a thread!!!

Left this thread today with 8 post,get told that you are on the news so come back on to find out it reached 8 pages,**** sake lads i was only messing looking for pics.

[amy21]

Fcukin hell what a thread!!!

Are you the trucker that was on the news, well done babe

[liamo3]

haha Richie your in babe!

[PaddyW]

Welcome Amy

[Paddser]

Met Amy in Holland last week. Just got the one photo of her gettin a round in for the lads:

http://i52.tinypic.com/e0rjma.jpg

[Gerry]

I thought I was babe I'm gutted now

[amy21]

I thought I was babe I'm gutted now

You know ur my number one babe

[Dub13]

I thought I was babe I'm gutted now


But you were not on TV.....this girl know what she wants.

[LFC_Mark]

ha ha mad thread ye bunch of nut jobs :D

welcome to the site amy

[mushypea]

I've just had the worse day in work. Get in hours late & fooking freaked because im missing all the news on one of the biggest days in our clubs history so i log on here to catch up & Jaysus you'd have to laugh.

Anyway back to topic. Amy PM me. We'll do brunch sometime.

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

I've been on tv :)

Does that mean I get to be a babe too?

[byrnetred]

Are none of you lot getting any at home?

[Dub13]

Are none of you lot getting any at home?


Just because you are in a famous pop band does not mean you can look down at the normal lad.

You have changed since you hit the big time,and not for the better.

[elvis]

Amy if you like football drinking and cuddles I'm your man,. I also like long walks on the beach and romanticising, but only if you do too, if not then I don't,. ;)
anyway so why don't you tell us all a little more about yourself,.

When did you start supporting Liverpool, favorite liverpool memory, favorite players past and present, eye colour, likes, dislikes, phone number, favorite food, music, books, movies,. :)

[elvis]

I've been on tv :)

Does that mean I get to be a babe too?

I have also been on tv 3 times,. In the paper a good few times (for my scoring exploits mainly) and on the radio twice,. ;) :cool:

[Dub13]

I've been on tv :)

Does that mean I get to be a babe too?


Court appearances don't count.

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

Forget all of these chancers Amy I'm the only man you need ;)

[TrueRed92]

welcome to the site amy :)

[Beanokelly]

Welcome to Irishkop

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

Court appearances don't count.

:D

Not court appearences, my career started off in the audience on "Hiudai" before a move to the audience on "The Café"

Then my career took a big leap forward featuring in "The Tudors" and soon to appear in "Camelot"

Obviously the next step forward is a lead role in a Hollywood movie so I'll be rolling in it soon :p

[eoinlfc101]

welcome epic epic thread amy if your looking for a man im your man ive constantly been on tv both rte and bbc ill look after ya :)

[Dublin Red]

This thread is a ****in hoot, 175 replies in a few hours.... :D

EDIT Four times as many as the one about mike jefferies vid!!

[rev]

Just because you are in a famous pop band does not mean you can look down at the normal lad.

You have changed since you hit the big time,and not for the better.

+1

All that money is going to your head

[Derekc]

ha ha this has to be one of the best threads on here, quality stuff

[barrydoherty]

I know something about Amy that you's lads don't but I wont be saying anything :P

[LOU2]

welcome amy
(seriously boys ;) )

[djdwainec]

hahaha gas, just read all this now, welcome

[dazzlermac]

if its in an apartment why do they call it a house party??

EDIT:epic thread by the way and welcome to the jungle....................i also think windmills are quite funny.......

[Shay]

hahahaha one day away and I miss this sh!t, thread of the year.

Gamey Amy welcome to the site;)

[Jockser]

jeez this is funny!!! :D
welcome.

[scousepaddy]

hahahaha one day away and I miss this sh!t, thread of the year.

Gamey Amy welcome to the site;)


hahahahah ****in hilarious stuff!!

[Shay]

Can't wait for the IK Christmas Party..............

[Paddser]

Can't wait for the IK Christmas Party..............

Fcuk that Shay, we've the Fancy Dress IK Halloween Party first!! ;)

[Shay]

Fcuk that Shay, we've the Fancy Dress IK Halloween Party first!! ;)

I'm dressing up as Amy:D

[Paddser]

I'm dressing up as Amy:D

Im dressing up as an older man :)

[Shay]

Im dressing up as an older man :)

hahahahahah..........................It's a date:p

[scousepaddy]

Ive never laughed so much at a thread, quality stuff lads!

[rev]

hahahahahah..........................It's a date:p

Can i come as a TV star?

[Jockser]

Can i come as a TV star? i was in an ad for walkers crisps once if thats good enough for ya?? :D

[Juan]

Hi Amy,Here is the pic of me you requested...but this was taken last year,and since then ive got me teeth done.
Hugs+Kisses;) Juan.

[barrydoherty]

Hi Amy,Here is the pic of me you requested...but this was taken last year,and since then ive got me teeth done.
Hugs+Kisses;) Juan.

He has also never been kissed ;)

[amy21]

You guys, right the best chat up line gets me for the night. Ha ha

[rev]

You guys, right the best chat up line get me for the night. Ha ha

Clarify 'get me'

[Gerry]

You guys, right the best chat up line get me for the night. Ha ha


Your Full of yourself arnt you ;)

It would not be fair on the others if i treated you to some of my moves


Reckon cakes will win this hands down

[amy21]

Your Full of yourself arnt you ;)

It would not be fair on the others if i treated you to some of my moves


Reckon cakes will win this hands down

A small bit alright but you guys love it

[Jethro Tull]

My try

" I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot"

[Ron1892]

My try

" I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot"

:D

[barrydoherty]

Here's 20p tell your mum you won't be coming home tonight
Can you catch? because there is a couple of balls coming your way

Out of Max and Paddy lol

[rev]

Have you got a map handy cause i just got lost in your eyes ;)

[Gerry]

Wait till the real identity is revealed, maybe yous will regret these chat up lines

[Ron1892]

Dont spoil their fun Gerry...

Its better thread than any of our games this season..

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

I'm saving my first kiss for marriage, wanna go hold hands?

[MrsPepe]

Wait till the real identity is revealed, maybe yous will regret these chat up lines

:D Looking forward to it...

[trucker]

Comedy gold this thread

[Jethro Tull]

I'll try another

"are you a spanner?


every time i c u my nuts tighten"

[Gerry]

Gamy i wish you were a door so i could bang you all day

[liamo3]

Chinese at the ready, this could be entertaining

[liamo3]

Bang the doors make it sound like thunder
Turn on & off the lights make it look like lighting
Turn on the shower make look like it's raining

Now if you think we are doing anything in this poxy weather you have another thing coming!

[byrnetred]

Any chance you could post a picture of your scanties? I wana see how dirty you really are :-P

[Jethro Tull]

Bang the doors make it sound like thunder
Turn on & off the lights make it look like lighting
Turn on the shower make look like it's raining

Now if you think we are doing anything in this poxy weather you have another thing coming!


The Fonz came out with that one in happy days before,i like it.

[amy21]

Must try harder

[barrydoherty]

Must try harder

It's hard now

[Gerry]

Jethro i dont remember seeing you on here before welcome

Are you also a Judy/Female and how are you fixed for a nice profile pic

[Jethro Tull]

Must try harder

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[Block102]

Reder's back with a sex change and a new identity.

[Jethro Tull]

Jethro i dont remember seeing you on here before welcome

Are you also a Judy/Female and how are you fixed for a nice profile pic

Now would'nt you like to know:)

[rev]

What a thread

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

:D

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

[liamo3]

Some of us have seen the promised land and it's very promising indeed ;)

[RobbieC]

Some of us have seen the promised land and it's very promising indeed ;)

That means its someone close to the mods taking the piss.

[cakesnjelly]

Sorry Amy I don't do chat up lines, what I do do is poems

Here's a beautiful newbie called Amy
Who, like shit, all these flies they are aiming
But she can see through the stench
And she won't be your wench
But tonight for me she'll be gamey

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

That means its someone close to the mods taking the piss.

Ye still the funnest thread on here in a while either ways.

[7Cannibal-9Asbo]

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

[Jethro Tull]

Sorry Amy I don't do chat up lines, what I do do is poems

Here's a beautiful newbie called Amy
Who, like shit, all these flies they are aiming
But she can see through the stench
And she won't be your wench
But tonight for me she'll be gamey

Ughhh,thats revolting,pass me the bucket please.

[trucker]

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

WTF Jesus wept!!!!!

[Gerry]

Nice one cakes

[redabbey]

Sorry Amy I don't do chat up lines, what I do do is poems

Here's a beautiful newbie called Amy
Who, like shit, all these flies they are aiming
But she can see through the stench
And she won't be your wench
But tonight for me she'll be gamey

Cakes you copied that out of the newly released 'Soundings' today. Cheat

[Jethro Tull]

"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

[cakesnjelly]

Cakes you copied that out of the newly released 'Soundings' today. Cheat

??

[RobbieC]

Right **** all this chat up lines,Amy me and you are going out tomorrow night where and what time thats up to you,Pm me with what time to pick you up at.

Ps. hope you like champagne on arrival.

[redabbey]

??

Soundings was the poetry book that was republished today. It was on the Leaving Cert for about 30 years.

http://www.gillmacmillan.ie/gift-books/gift-books/soundings

[amy21]

Right I think I have pissed a few people off, so I think we should stick to the football, I'm not here to wind anyone up, I have lived a colourfull life as a few of ye know already but I genuinely love football and Liverpool fc, so I think it's best we stick to the football

[graham]

I am a magical being, take off your bra

[cakesnjelly]

Soundings was the poetry book that was republished today. It was on the Leaving Cert for about 30 years.

http://www.gillmacmillan.ie/gift-books/gift-books/soundings

Sound had I known that i'd have wrote them a few ode's


Right I think I have pissed a few people off, so I think we should stick to the football, I'm not here to wind anyone up, I have lived a colourfull life as a few of ye know already but I genuinely love football and Liverpool fc, so I think it's best we stick to the football

Amy don't think anyone's pissed off with yer, just a bit of fun

[skerich]

Roses are nice
Violets are fine
Ill be the six
If you'll be the nine

[RobbieC]

Are we still on for tomorrow night?

[himalaya joe]

welcome

[RobbieC]

I look nothing like that trollop

Is it fair to say you look more like Rosanna Davison?

[liamo3]

Ok lads lets remember Amy is a red like the rest of us lets give her the same welcome we give every other red.

Amy this is a good place to start

http://www.irishkop.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1148

[Podgecheco]

Did it hurt Amy?

[glen]

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. ...

[glen]

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You remind me of a compass; because I'd be lost without you.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean and I'm lost at sea.

[Gerry]

Here is the winner

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I have a Knife
Now get in the van

[glen]

Here is the winner

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I have a Knife
Now get in the van

best one by miles i think we have a winner:D

[RobbieC]

Right i now accept this is a genuine new member,i have done my homework and would like to welcome amy to the site with open arms and bring your friends.

[Dub13]

Thread locked,I am sure Amy is well aware that she is welcome at this stage.