The worst pain EVER!

Went out for a run last night,came home jumped into shower,got out and decided to put deep heat on the back of my left leg,little did i know i was rubbing it towards my manhood!in a split second it was burning the fck of me i had to jump back in shower with the cold water on it was that bad!please men dont try this at home for you own safefy!it was worst than giving birth!so i heard.on a happier note i was just in formed that i won a ps3!

 

have done it several times over the years while trying to spray or rub deep heat on hamstrings or groins. Not a nice experience!!!!

 

Warning - never rub eyes after using deep heat!!!

 

Jesus Christ that brings a tear to a glass eye, ive done both above mentioned things and still to this day cant bring myself to talk about it

 

worst one is when you do that, and when it burns you jump up and in bare feet unexpectedly stamp on an upturnd plug,. by christ is that the worst fecking thing ever, ad i've had 4 pneumonias and tore ligaments and had all the skin ripped off my leg,. .

 

If slicing chilli's, always, always, always thoroughly wash your hands before going to the bathroom.

That is all

 

do it nearly every saturday without fail, not pleasant.

 

Never forget the old c**k in a sock trick when dealing with deep heat & groins my friend.

Had the experience myself few years ago, rubbed some on my groin and neglected to keep the two little fellas away from it. The missus says she has never seen me get off the couch as quick, spent the next hour with my b**ls in a bucket of cold water.

Don't know how women complain about childbirth, deep heat on your testicles has to be worse.

 

Dam right!

 

Ya, defo worse then childbirth lads

 

i sprayed it on me lower back before a match......an extremely hot day a couple of years back.....sweat ran down my crack wit the deep heat and proceeded to burn the shit outta my ring,litaraly.....i shit u not my friends.....deep heat on the hole is indeed the worst pain i have ever had.....lingured for days it did.....

 

Ahh! the auld ring of fire syndrome

 

Rubbed fcuking pepper into me eye only last night. Fcuking stung for hours..

 

Now why would you do that

 

I was havin dinner down the moths house and was trying to look posh...puttin the pepper on me hand then on me food, seens as i don't normally do this, i'd forgotten and wiped me eye Never again!!!

Edit: Oh now I get ya

 

Just be thankful you didnt adjust your balls.

 

One of my mates told me that getting shower gel in the Japs eye had him floored and nearly in tears in the shower once, can't say I've tried it but I reckon its up there for pain levels on this thread

 

Why would he do that to him self?

 

maybe he was lonely,.

 

or he was having friendly shower fights with his friend?????