http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LDK93d2GbY Bitterness (to the tune of Ken Dodds - Happiness) (chorus) Oh bitterness, bitterness The only thing the blues possess, I thank the lord that I've been blessed, With none of the blueshite bitterness.... To me this world is a wonderful place, A red and white glow all over my face, I feel so good to be alive, European cups, oh we've got five.... (chorus) The bitters were living in a land of dreams, "you'll lose if you ever face a decent team" But Juventus, Chelsea and Milan tried, They all got beat so the blueshite cried.... (chorus) At half time AC thought they had us beat, The blueshite were dancing in the North Wales streets, But Stevie G played like a man possessed, So all they've got now is their bitterness.... (chorus) They said Milan Baros was offside, They say Steven Gerrard took a dive, They say Jerzy Dudek shouldn't have no pride, But they've got none and we've got FIVE.... (chorus)