have many of you out there got funny or witty football chants to share & give us all a chuckle ?? I'll start the ''ball rolling'' i know the first one is about our own Fernando, but it gave me a right laugh This is a brilliant take on this chant by Liverpool fans: (we all know this part!!) His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres 'You'll never walk alone', it said Torres, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the ball, he scores again Fer-nan-do Torres, Liverpool's number nine! In response to that sung to Liverpool Fans: He's half a girl, he's half a boy Torres, Torres He looks just like a tranvestite Torres, Torres, He wears a frock he loves the c.ock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock, Fer-nan-do Torres, Carragher's bit on the side West Ham chant not 'We've got Di Canio. You've got f**k allio.' West Ham chant to Liverpool fans "We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos" West Ham fans came out with after Van Persie's arrest in Holland. To the tune of rewind by the artful dodger: Van-Per-sie when the girl says no molest her. Liverpool fans to Evertons Duncan Ferguson, because of bans & regular injury: Big Duncan Ferguson, in for a week, out for a month, Big Dunc is a tampon Norwich fans to Deliah Smith after her drunken outburst: Why Why WHY Deliah Why Why Why? Notts County fans to Norwich fans: to the tune of The Addams Family: Your father is your brother Your sister is your mother You like to shag each other The Norwich family Celtic fans " We've got more Englishmen than you" Testimony to the fact that Arsenal had no British players on the park at anytime & Celtic palyed the whole game with Danny Fox at Left back! I think it might have been Charlton to MCFC to the tune of "Cheer up sleepy jean": Cheer up Francis Lee, Oh what can it mean, to be a Fat Northern *******, with a Shit Football Team sung by various London/Southern teams in response to what was sung at them by the Newcastle supporters " Speak faakin English , we only speak faakin' English". Celtic & Motherwell fans chant to Andy Goram when he was diagnosed with schizophrenia. There’s only 2 Andy Goram’s 2 Andy Goram’s There’s only 2 Andy Goram’s
Tim Howard diagnosed with mild tourettes and Everton fans (I think) singing... Tim Timiny, Tim Timiny, Tim Tim teroo We've got Tim Howard and he says **** you! The celtic song for Nakamura.. One Nakamura, one Nakamura He eats chow mein And votes Sinn Fein Walkin in a Naka wonderland..
There is a clip on YouTube of rangers fans singing "Nakamura ate my dog" about 2 seconds before he stuck a 40 yarder into the top corner.
Galway Utd played Rovers in tolka a few seasons back during a certain crisis in the western city and their away support were greeted with; "Here for the water, your only here for the water, Here for the waaater, your only here for the water". Still love singing the 'Roy Keane is a traitor' song to the langers or the alternate Liam Coyle is a traitor version to the har de hars.
Cork City fan to ex player Ollie Cahill Ollie Cahill, shags his mother and his sister and his brother they all like to shag each other they'reee allllll .. f**ked up!
Fulham fans last season, sang to Frank Sinatra's "That's Amore": "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora." Or fans when they heard Andy Goram was a schizophrenic: "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams!"
The kop Singing "Ya should have stayed on the tele" to Alan Shearer last season was classic he even laughed
when kanu had his heart operation the gooner fans used to sing he's big - he's black - he's had a heart attack - he's kanu he's kanu
a favouite of mine is "oh adebayor, oh adebayo-o-or, his da washes elephants, and his ma is a whore." the west hm fans sang this one to harry redknapp a few weeks ago.. "twitch in a minute, he's going to twitch in a minute, twitch in a minute......" this one is taken from the book redmen,a season on the drink.there was a particularly fat female citeh fan giving it loads to the lpool fans when citeh were 2-0 up last season.cue the lpool fans to said citeh fan when they turned it around... "too soon,you started bingeing too soon." absolute kwality.
heard this today, what city fans are singin to the scum U.N.I.T.E.D That spells ****in debt to me With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone Ocean Finance on the phone!! hahahha, if only we were in a position to chant that at them!!
Song from City fans before Tevez signed: He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez The argy twat, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front Carlos Tevez, herman munster head. Song after he signed: Verse 1 He used to be a dirty red Tevez Tevez But now he is a blue instead Tevez Tevez We know that you’ve sh*gged loads of birds So now we’ve changed the f*ckin words Carlos Tevez, fitter than Cheryl Cole Verse 2 The reds can’t buy him cos they’re skint Tevez Tevez But we are worth a f*cking mint Tevez Tevez United fans don’t think its fair But we’ve got Tevez we don’t care Carlos Tevez, Welcome to Manchester
I thought the West Ham to chelsea one was good, Chelsea, chelsea wherever you may be, youd better keep your wife away from John Terry